Saw this on Nessa's blog and I'm tagging myself la wtf. Oh well, since I'm feeling mou liu anyways... Here goes wtf.
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Darren Tan Jin-Fei aka Yeff wtf.
Birth Date: 27/12/85
Current Status: wtf wtf. Status in society ar? Nemo's Master wtf.
Eye Color: Aiya brown la I think.
Hair Color: Errr.. Brownish with black regrowth? wtf.
Righty or Lefty: I rock with my mighty righty wtf. Although I do switch once in a while just like Arnold wtf.
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn king.
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your Heritage: Teochew Chinese wtf.
Your Fears: Losing people close to me, life's uncertainment wtf.
Your Weakness: Tend to be a little too straight-forward when it comes to talking sometimes?
Your Perfect Pizza: MMMMM Domino's Pepperoni Pizza la diu wtf.
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your Thoughts First Waking Up: Mahai! I GOT WORK LA! wtf.
Your Bedtime: Niasing damn random.. Anytime from 11pm to 4am wtf.
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with my grandmother. And eating bak kut teh with her wtf.
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke: Actually Coke one.. but then aiya Pepsi got cooler ads so ok la.. Pepsi la.. Aiyah no la...Coke la wtf.
McDonald's or Burger King: Fuck McDs la... Ronald McDonald ain't cool anymore.. Hungry Jacks hou mou! Bacon Deluxe mmmm wtf.
Single or Group Dates: No need date better wtf.
Adidas or Nike: Errr... I like both equally.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: I like Nes....cafe wtf. Aiya Nestea la..
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate all the way... Vanilla sucks big fat cocks wtf.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Right now I would say Coffee I guess... is a fukn' 3 cups a day omfg wtf. (Random fact of the week wtf : Did you know? The average Canadian consumes 5 cups of coffee every day. wtf.)
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU
Smoke: Yeah.
Curse: Ohhh I curseee you ohhhhh! wtf. No need for me to answer this question. Just look above wtf.
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank Alcohol: Err Yeah.. Molson's Canadian Ale wtf. fukn' sarrkksss la...
Gone TO The Mall: Eaton Centre.. Supposed to meet Belle there, but it turned out to be a brotherly cockfest in the end wtf.
Been On Stage: Nope. Have stage fright wtf.
Eaten Sushi: Damn right I have wtf. Is a sushi buffet gao gao.
Dyed your hair: No have wtf. Can't do shit since I'm working and my mum wants me to be "decent" wtf.
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played A Stripping Game: Nope.. I'm an expert when it comes to taking off other ppl's clothes.. so who wants to play with me? wtf wtf.
Changed who you were to fit in: Wtf. It doesnt matter whether a person changes or not.. Everyone changes. The most important thing is that the people close to you grow together with your changes. Tupac's Changes wtf.
LAYER EIGHT:
Age you're hoping to be married: Aiyah anytime b4 30.. If it's after 30 then I'm gonna become a monk wtf.
LAYER NINE: IN A GUY/GIRL
Best eye color: Hazel Eyes dei.
Best hair color: Aiyah whatever that suits her face.
Short or long hair: Aiyah fukn' mafan question la diu... Whatever that suits her face la!
hello, e.g : Example your head la... Errr who ar? Tanaka Reina wtf. Goto Maki wtf. Fan pan one oso can wtf.
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 Minute Ago: Scratching my armpit wtf.
1 hour ago: Having dinner with stepdad, mum and stepsis wtf.
4.5 hours ago: Taking my evening nap.
1 month ago: Sleeping on the fucking plane flight back to Toronto.
1 year ago: Having my finals in Melbourne. And emo'ing coz' I had no friends back then wtf.
LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: you wtf. Is not a love.. is a fukn' love those that I give a shit about. nuff' said.
I feel: teary eyed when I typed the last sentence wtf. Aiya feeling lazy la on a lazy Sunday evening.
I hate: the fact that I am still leeching off my parents' money and not in control of my own life yet wtf. Oh yah, backstabbers and pretentious people too.
I hide: when I play hide-and-seek wtf. I hide my feelings alot. Like really.. haih wtf.
I miss: being able to hang out with the guys back home :( Fuck all of you for having fun without me. Haih second year in a row.. Maybe it's time to cut my wrist and black my eyes wtf.
I need: tender loving care wtf. Yeah a hot chick to for me to hug to sleep every night wtf.
LAYER TWELVE: TAG 9 OR MORE PEOPLE
Audrey
Leroy
Ve
Elaine
Arnieson
Prudence wtf.
Jason
Aiyah enuff adi la.. I don't have enough friends... Noone reads my blog anyways.
Ja mata wtf.
4:41 PM
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About Me. wtf.
Darren Tan Jin-Fei.
Better Known As Yeff.
Currently Residing In Melbourne, Australia.
Has a tendency to end every sentence with "wtf". wtf.
People I Stalk Gao Gao wtf.
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